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Where Borders are Just lines, not Divides.

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"INDIA"  Most of the recent buzz around this word was indeed negative.

Some of the recent headlines are:
2G Spectrum Scam:  Rs.1.76-lakh croreCommonwealth Games Scam: Rs. 70000 croreAdarsh Society Scam:Karnataka Land Scam: Moresoever, India is spending heavily on account of lobbying and diplomacy for permanent seat in United Nation Security Council and ironically our external affairs' minister reads the speech of the Portuguese minister at security council showing the world how responsible we are. (He did not even realise it until an Indian official pointed out despite the Portugal's minister having already read his speech) For those who don't know, India has been recently given a toy (read temporary membership of Security Council) so that the child keeps mum for at least the coming two years.



After a long time, I felt proud of our Bharat. Someone aptly commented that foreigners get their tongues tied speaking our language, but we Indians can speak any language of…

Economics of Relationship ;)

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Long back, one friend of mine taught me a very important rule. Like Socrates, he said,"Every able and girl seeking boy should have a special pocket in his wallet. The money of that pocket should be used only and only when the girl of his choice demands something and never for any other purpose." Well i call that fund, girl-fund. In my case, i deposited Rs. 100 note with serial number 56R 209587. Now, that money looks like antique piece and worth more than its face value. (Any one interested in collecting old currencies, feel free to contact me.) Termite has badly attacked on it and you can see, it has yet to prove its usefulness. Once my bike was short on petrol and i had to drag it to way down my home but i didn't use the emergency fund.
But this is not the situation with all. Some fortunate evolved species on this planet have girl friends. So, you are thinking that they are the happiest organisms on earth. Unfortunately, no. Lets see this with an example.
Poor and R…

Never Say Die

With reference to my earlier posts on Midas Laws of Commitment and Practical Physics , I have some new news. Its a mixture of good and bad news. So, which one should i write first, good or bad?? We are in habit of copying celebrities, their hair style, dresses, shoes, ear rings etc etc. So, to decide, which news i should write first, i decided to copy Padma Lakshmi. She first announced the good news that she is pregnant and then because of privacy issues, she refused to name the baby's father. Let's hope she becomes certain of it before the baby's birth.
So, good news is that Midas has got expertise in psychology and sociology. As, in the last post i mentioned that he expected his crush to feel the need of some luv-suv to fend off her loneliness as her friends are getting hooked up. His forecast turned true, so its a good news that now we can get Midas's expertise for other girls. Now, the bad news is  that the guy is not Midas.

Midas is a changed man.(Any…