Tuesday, May 27, 2014

Lalu Ji shops!

Flipkart buys out Myntra for $300 m


A big headline appeared in the newspaper. Lalu Ji found the news amusing. Sitting on the charpoy with the newspaper in his hand, he exclaims in dialect of his own.

"Arey RamKhelawan, ee..flipkartwa ka dukaan kahan hai?"
The question was stunning. RamBhulawan stopped milking the cow. Upandar stopped massaging Lalu ji's feet. Bhupendar stopped massaging Lalu ji's head. Ramu, who was preparing tea for everyone, went blank and tea started overflowing. Everything stopped where it was.
"Sab muh ka taak rahe ho..tum sabko kuch pata bhi hai!! Jaldi pata kar ke batao!!", growled angry Lalu Ji.


Suddenly, the house was in commotion which was unseen before. Everyone was on phone. All associates of Lalu ji sat together in cowshed surrounded by Lalu ji's favorites buffaloes and cows. One of the associate's father's maternal uncle's sister's sister-in-law's son was IT professional in Infosys. He was called on. He is Amit.

Scared of wrath of Lalu ji, RamKhelwan shyly pushed forward young Amit.

"aaj kal sab computer le kar samaan kharidne laga hai. Neetish ji kal naya chasma kharide. Kal Rahul baba apna naya ghadi dikha rahe the. Hum bhi soch raha tha ki kuch le lun. Kal meeting hai na. kaise kharide ji."

Oh boy!! That was kind and gentle Lalu ji. Asking for a favor from Amit.

Amit was a bright guy. He pulled out his new Nexus and started showing Lalu ji various products on flipkart, myntra and other e-commerce site. But Lalu ji's mind was wandering somewhere else. Tomorrow, He has meeting with Madam ji and Rahul Baba. He wanted to impress them. Finally, Lalu Ji found one smart phone to be gifted to Rahul Baba. Aptly, Rahul baba is always on phone. I bet he is on 125th level of candy crush.


"Amit ji...Aaj kal naya fashion me ka hai..ee nahi pata chalega kya..aur uu ka kahte hai, haan trending..aaj kal kya trending samaan hai..e kaise pata chalega..Rahul Baba aur Madam pura updated hai...Out of trend, samaan de denge to dono gussa na ho jayega.."
Amit was up to date about the e-commerce world. He opened http://baggout.com/ . A new cool website which harnesses the social face of shopping with cashbacks and coupons.
As soon as baggout.com homepage appeared. Lalu ji jumped on his chair and exclaimed in excitement.


"sala...ee wala chasma to kal Nitish ji kharide hai. Hero ban rahe hai rally me chasma pahan kar. arey wo dekho, Rahul Baba bhi yahi se ghadi kharide hai. Amit bhai, bada accha website bataye ho..kaun ka kharid raha hai..sab pata chal raha hai yahan pe.."


Lalu ji found one Ladies purse on the homepage of baggout.com. Registration on baggout was hustle free and he got Rs. 225 cashback too. Amit showed him the offer zone on the homepage of baggout and also discount coupons on electronics item. He got 30 percent off on the latest best selling  mobile phone.

Amit got a call some days later. Lalu ji was on other side.

"Amit Ji, Thank you. Rahul Babo bole ki agli baar sarkar banegi to Railway Minister banayenge."


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